Archive for May 12th, 2008

Things I have learned from my office-mates

Monday, May 12th, 2008
  1. Even when the tea is free, people will reuse teabags when the tea is a floor down but there’s a hot water dispenser right down the hall.
  2. Mountain Dew is, in fact, the breakfast of champions.
  3. The signs that say you can’t have beverages in the computer lab don’t apply after 8 PM.
  4. There is no such thing as too much orange juice.
  5. The only problem with storing beer in the office fridge is that you’ll inevitably forget about it for six months and the cap will get rusty.
  6. Washing your coffee cup is optional.
  7. Unless you take your coffee with cream; then it’s not.
  8. Especially if you don’t empty your cup at the end of the day.
  9. If that day is a Friday, then god help us all.